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• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It Has To Work
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Elvis has left the building
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Water has negative calories
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• Your hair has turned white
• the time has come
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Death has entered my life once more
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• ne mo ha mo nai
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• great things he has taught us
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Music Has the Right to Children
• God has no free will
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• H.A. Rey
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• She has trouble acting normal
• 911 has an automated response
• How to find something which has been lost
• This year has flown
• Each one has their own story
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• Plastic Has Memory
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Autumn has come invisibly
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• ha!
• Morning Has Broken
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Satan has your nose
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• MY life has no carrot
• Hoo-ha
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• My warranty has run out
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• The etrix has you
• A community without shame has no future
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• my body has taken over my thinking
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Education has failed
• The Eagle Has Fallen
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• My dog has been stolen
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• Smoking has class
• gomame no ha gishiri
• She still has my Borges book
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• A serious error has occurred
• ha oto shelanu
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• Where has the smoke gone?
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• ha ha only serious
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Pop has eaten itself
• Ha
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
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• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Genius has its own etiquette
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• has the X nature
• The Universe said, Ha!
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Something inside has died
• Time Has Come Today
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• Yom Hashoah
• Naming Windows computers
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Experience has made me bitter
• Evolution has never been observed
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• The Eagle Has Landed
• Life has its course
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Ebonics began with pirates
• The Path Has Vanished
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• German grammar
• Everyone has an accent
• September has such a feeling
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• the hottest it has ever been
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• an nyong ha se yo

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