Findings:

• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Don't Pass Me By
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• asphyxiated by life (user)
• Please Kill Me
• Death has entered my life once more
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• O Me! O Life!
• He has redefined me, again and again
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Take life by the hand
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Bring Me to Life
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please, Call me Honky
• Pleased to Meet Me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Experience has made me bitter
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• Life has a price
• death passed him by
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Give me a moment, please
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• please let me in (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Something to remember me by
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life has its course
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• every tragedy is a beauty that has passed
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• What golf has taught me
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• feline allergies
• pass by value vs. pass by reference
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• please forgive me (user)
• Please stop annoying me
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• let me speak please (user)
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Please God, make me a stone.
• The most important concept passed on to the American government by the Greeks
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Stand by Me
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• The Fight for Life Driven by Faith
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• in summer weather - morns that pass by
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• MY life has no carrot
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Grabbing Life by the Gi
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• Life has more twists than a rope
• mark me by seconds
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• What in the world has come over me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• You Bring Life to Me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• The life train left without me
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Please Please Me
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• listen()
• Please help me!
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Someone please kill me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Video Rewind
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire

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