Findings:

• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• New York City: What my sister told me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• The stone that told me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Lies my physicists told me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• They grow up. No one told me.
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• If you told me this never happened
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• New York City: What my Father told me
• Things you told me when we were in love
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• She told me to say that
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• boss i wish you had told me
• What the dust told me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Tell him, she told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Snickers told me
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• New York City: What Jo told me
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• She told me she wouldn't
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• perl hacker
• The New Hacker's Dictionary
• kernel hacker
• neurolinguistic hacker
• Hacker Ethic
• Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Just another perl hacker
• happy hacker
• reality hacker
• Hacker Joe (user)
• I am not a hacker
• hardware hacker
• dark-side hacker
• Hackers
• hacker humor
• The Hacker's Kitchen Guide
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 1, section 4
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 1, section 5
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 1, section 7
• Chronology of the Hacker Crackdown
• The Hacker Crackdown: Introduction
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 2, section 1
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 2, section 2
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 2, section 3
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 2, section 4
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 2, section 5
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 2, section 7
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 2, section 8
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 3, section 1
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 3, section 2
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 3, section 3
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 3, section 4
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 3, section 5
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 3, section 6
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 3, section 7
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 3, section 8
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 3, section 9
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 4, section 10
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 4, section 1
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 4, section 2
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 4, section 3
• The Hacker Crackdown: part 4, section 4
• God is a teen-age hacker
• Hacker Barbie
• Orkin Hacker
• Hacker's Dictionary
• Harry Potter is a *ix hacker!
• a hacker's motivation
• becoming a hacker
• The Hacker as Archetype
• Write like a Hacker
• real hackers don't use variable types
• Am I a hacker?
• The hackers' honey-pot overload
• hacker typing style
• The Hacker Holocaust
• The Hacker Test
• Hacker's Delight Ginger Honey
• The Hacker's Religion
• The Galactic Hacker Party
• Hacker Jane (user)
• Alyssa P. Hacker
• pseudo hacker (user)
• The Hacker's Diet
• Marilyn Hacker
• Hacker Valley
• Hacker X
• Miss Kittin and The Hacker
• How to Become a Hacker
• Marxist Hacker 42 (user)
• Marxist Hacker (user)
• The Hacker Crackdown: Preface to the electronic release
• Hackers (the movie)
• school hacker (user)
• hacker (user)
• Ethical Hacker Guardian Group
• The Best of 2600: A Hacker Odyssey
• A Hacker's Guide to Regular Expressions
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• me
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Drug Me
• Why Not Me?
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Drink Me
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Don't stand so close to me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• What, me worry?
• England Made Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Big Me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• why me?
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Taste me, taste me
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You

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