Findings:
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- let me grow up
- O Lord Thou crackest me up
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Sweep me up
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Hit me up
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Fold Me Up
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- the little moose that tears me up inside
- Lifetimes are catching up with me
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Don't wait up for me
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Wake me up if you still want me
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- Bitch set me up!
- Come Pick Me Up
- The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Beam Me Up, Scotty
- When The Tigers Broke Free
- The straw that broke the camel's back
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Goddammit, I forgot the third commandment again!
- I killed my dog and broke my own heart
- she broke my heart
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- around three a.m., things broke
- The man who broke Britain
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Broke Tsukkomi
- Did you know you broke my heart today?
- travelling broke (user)
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- you broke it, you fix it
- The day we broke our teacher's mind
- her beauty broke my bones, shattered my thoughts, tore apart my soul
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- You broke my coccyx!
- broke (n hearted)
- All Hell Broke Lucy
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Broke Noder Magazine
- girlfriend
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
- imaginary girlfriend
- Girlfriend in a Coma
- Watching your girlfriend asleep
- His girlfriend
- Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- The only girlfriend I never slept with
- My Girlfriend's Parents
- Winning back your girlfriend
- my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
- online girlfriend
- Stealing a girlfriend
- Feminists make the best girlfriends
- Pinocchio and his girlfriend
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
- My girlfriend and her pillow
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- Swordsman's Girlfriend
- New Girlfriend
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Girlfriend aura
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- driving your girlfriend home
- Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Girlfriend from Hell
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Asian Girlfriend
- Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
- Girlfriend (user)
- Your Girlfriend (user)
- perfect girlfriend
- Mexican girlfriend
- Love cookies
- Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
- My cat and my girlfriend
- girlfriend of the Singularity
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Dr. Girlfriend
- Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
- Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
- World's End Girlfriend
- Schrödinger's Girlfriend
- Canadian girlfriend
- Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
- Whiskey, Cliches, and Your New Girlfriend
- Fuck me harder
- take me away
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- It's not you, it's me
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Zap me
- 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
- Drug Me
- Why Not Me?
- Timor mortis conturbat me
- What an artist the world is losing in me!
- Drink Me
- Eat Me
- Please Please Me
- Come to Me
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- Don't stand so close to me
- You Really Got Me
- Me too
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Do you know me?
- Me and a Gun
- Rape Me
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- That man bit me
- Excuse me
- Give me a break!
- What, me worry?
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