Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• The Most Good You Can Do
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Have a buck
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• blondes have more fun
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The Most Diabolical Scenarios Have the Greatest Cachet
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Something I Can Never Have
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• How can an atheist have morals?
• murder can be fun
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Can I have a light?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Buck Rogers
• Lucas Buck
• Peter Buck
• buck up
• Buck bean
• Buck Naked
• Got to buck
• Gin Buck
• Nice Buck
• Out for a buck
• Milwaukee Bucks
• Buck 65
• Pass the buck programming
• The Buck and Ball
• Bucks Fizz
• Chuck and Buck
• Buck Head (user)
• Bucks point
• Uncle Buck
• The buck stops here
• Buck Rogers: Planet of Zoom
• bang for the buck
• Pearl S. Buck
• Jack Buck
• Buck Clayton (user)
• Buck Fever
• Gin Buck Two
• Buck Rogers Countdown to Doomsday
• Buck Rogers: Matrix Cubed
• Buck v. Bell
• Veldt jynx grimps waqf zho buck
• Five Bucks Says Blood Bounces on Ice: Another Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• Buck Strickland
• Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
• natural twenty
• Operation Black Buck
• Crazier'n a buck with tickwood fever
• Right buck
• Can
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• garbage can
• trash can
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can things really change?
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Can we all just get along?
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• canned hunt
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!

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