Findings:

• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• The drummer always gets laid
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• You, who said I could always count on you, forever
• I don't want to get over you
• Why I don't wear cologne
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• I don't get it
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• The movies always get it wrong
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• I always wanted to get married one day
• don't rely on us to get you high
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• It doesn't get any better than this
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You don't get a song
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• marxists get crazy laid
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Choosing the right underwear to wear to Denny's
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• first impressions don't always count
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• At least things can't get any worse
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
• You don't have any real problems
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Rape committed by women
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• emotions others don't get to see
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• You just don't get it
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• YOU MIGHT GET LOST
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
• Stoned music memories
• The bomber will always get through
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• Alway
• I always assume innocence
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• You always hurt the one you love
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The door is always open
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• They always jump off the east side
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• Always manipulate a tongue
• Cheese is always female
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• It's always for those damn children
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• The Thief of Always
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• The Road Always Taken
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• I can always hope
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Always on My Mind
• Last year was always better
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• The majority is always wrong
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You always lose
• Politeness is always in order
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• The Postman Always Rings Twice
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The dream is always the same...
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• an honest man is always in trouble
• The poor are always with us
• Always accept an offered drink
• The Great Needle in the Sky is always skipping at the corner of 6th and Delores
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
• It's always showtime, here at the edge of the stage
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• always already
• life always kills (user)
• always writing poems to you
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me

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