Findings:

• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• Touch of Evil
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• Don't Be Evil
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Don't touch the green sauce
• Don't touch that dial
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• magic is evil. don't you listen to the news?
• Don't touch your brain
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Dad (user)
• Calvin's dad
• customer : good dad
• Dad
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• double dad
• Dad humor
• Essence of Dad
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Becoming a Dad
• camping with dad
• Dad at the beach
• My Two Dads
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Cordelia's Dad
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• Gun Nut Dad
• Richard Dadd
• Dad's "Joke"
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• deadbeat dad
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• D-A-D
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• Dad's Root Beer
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• scots single dad (user)
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• ya dad (user)
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• My Dad in the Desert
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• Sam sinks his dad's boat
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Spending Dad's Inheritance
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• My dad died
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• dad joke
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys

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