Findings:

• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Because I'm an adult
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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