Findings:

• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Fuck me harder
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• Fold Me Up
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Fuck me till I fart
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'll become what you became to me
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• You Fucked Up!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Fucked up Facts from History
• They grow up. No one told me.
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Fuck me boots
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• People have fucked up before
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Mess up
• She Fucks Me
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Ken Lay
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Shut The Fuck Up
• let me grow up
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Hit me up
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Don't wait up for me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Fucked Up
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Sweep me up
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Bitch set me up!
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Fucked up ways to die
• fuck you pay me
• edev: rdude messes up the Text Formatter
• To really mess things up takes a machine
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• fuck me and marry me young
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Come Pick Me Up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• flying fuck
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• Friends who fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• fucks with
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• cool as fuck
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• gender fuck
• cluster fuck
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• mercy fuck
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first
• The "Fuck you, clown!" story

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