Findings:

• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Judging women by their books
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Renaissance is for sissies, real men wear armor
• White Men Can't Jump
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• The "men can't find the clitoris" meme
• The Marine Corps 3X Fitness Program For Men and Women
• Six good men who listened
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Con Artists and The Women Who Love Them
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Men make more money than women
• Reasons men shop for clothes
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• Long-haired men and short-haired women
• Men and Women
• Men vs Women
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• For those who wear glasses
• Who wears the pants
• Men are 5, Women are 6
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Are Men and Women Really Equal?
• Men who purr
• Ways men evaluate women
• Men Who Dig Up History
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• The Men Who Murdered Mohammed
• The Men Who Stare at Berhardt Goats
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• The Men Who Stare At Goats
• The inherent nature of men and women
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Women who purr
• The Men Who Built America
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• Dead men can't die
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• you have to wear clothes
• The Emperor Wears No Clothes
• Violins can't help it
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• God helps those who help themselves
• Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• The difference between men and women
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• Why men like women's breasts
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• Lord, Guard and Guide the Men Who Fly
• Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Forget women - here's what men want
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Why women like the smell of men
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• How many men/women masturbate?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• Men are the great romantics, the dreamers and fools. Women are realists.
• Women, men, and the bad scientific study of the week
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Men and women are fundamentally different
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• The Girl Can't Help It
• Men seek effortless sex, women seek the chase
• The Three Men Who Received The Might Of Adam
• A Love Poem for Galileo and Men Who Stare at Stars
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• people who wear camo
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Women Who Run With the Wolves
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• The Three Men Who Performed The Three Unfortunate Assassinations
• Those who can't do, teach
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Men can't give directions
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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