Findings:

• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• The end will be a sellout
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• XP will not pay the rent
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• him will I blot out of my book
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Mellow Yellow
• If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
• Joe Perrino & The Mellow Tones
• Harshing your mellow
• mellow (user)
• mellow fox (user)
• Exclusive Or
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• and/or
• Portland, Oregon
• Man... or Astro-man?
• male or female
• Skate or Die
• My country, right or wrong!
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• 54-40 or fight!
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• To be or not to be
• For Better or For Worse
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Our way or the highway
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Truth or Dare
• Trick or treat
• Queen or country?
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Is language innate or learned?
• more or less
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Lila or a Lie
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Pair or Single
• Take it or leave it
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• St. John's or St. John?
• Sew or Staple?
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Abused or neglected children
• Live Free Or Die!
• shift left (or right) logical
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Spit or swallow?
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Bikini or thong?
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Your Money or Your Life
• Squid or Sailor?
• island or lake?
• sooner or later
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Is this the last four years or what?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• indulgence or indictment
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Ten stars or so
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• In my craft or sullen art
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• I may or may not have been naked
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Potential or Reality?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Now or Never
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Should I stay or should I go?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Is music written or discovered?
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Prime Mover, or God
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes

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