Findings:
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I Know Who Killed Me
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
- Call Me Maybe
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- kill me (user)
- It kills me to watch them go
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- You won't see me at the wedding
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- That which does not kill me...
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- She kills me
- I won't raise my children to kill your children.
- kill him dead; don't call me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- kill me now (user)
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- Someone please kill me
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- quoting statistics won't impress me
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- I won't ever understand me
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Please Kill Me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How Prom nearly killed me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Calvin's dad
- Dad
- Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
- Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Psycho Dad
- Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
- double dad
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Essence of Dad
- My dad is a crack whore magnet
- My dad made a pop culture reference!
- camping with dad
- Dad at the beach
- My Two Dads
- Ghost Dad
- my dad is two people
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
- Rich Dad Poor Dad
- deadbeat dad
- My dad is proof of Reincarnation
- D-A-D
- Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
- Dad's Root Beer
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- Oh yeah, and my dad died.
- scots single dad (user)
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- Happy Birthday, Dad
- On watching your dad vandalize city property
- ya dad (user)
- Ian's Dad (user)
- Grand Dad says no scragging
- My Dad in the Desert
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
- in the dark of my heart, dad
- Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
- Bela Lugosi's Dad
- Have you been a dad today?
- Your Dad's Husband (user)
- The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
- Going out for a smoothie with your dad
- My dad died
- White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
- dad joke
- Kill
- Gravity Kills
- Kill Your Television
- Kill Yourself
- Bikini Kill
- kill file
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- Kill Rock Stars
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Kill the Poor
- kill -9
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- A little child could never kill this clean
- They killed our Lord
- One Shot One Kill
- kill word
- Kill time before it kills you
- Kill your sampler
- Humane octopus killing
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Licence to Kill
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- High Time to Kill
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- Society killed evolution
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Probability of Kill (Pk)
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Why does Man kill?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- I will kill you if I can
- How to kill a clown
- computers kill kids
- Kill the rich
- Killed By Death
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- spermicide kills
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- The Man He Killed
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- kill -9 dueling
- To Kill a Dead Man
- A Time to Kill
- Accidental death odds
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- This machine kills fascists
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
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