Findings:

• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• I look better when I am wet
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• You don't have any real problems
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• worse things have happened to better people
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• When I have female children
• It's better to have loved and lost
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• Stoned music memories
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• There was a time when I was a better person
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Penis size and impregnation
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• I have bad taste in music
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Vegetarians taste better
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• friends just taste better
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Houston, we have a problem
• malt liquor
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When living we have need of Death
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• better
• the better angels of our nature
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• better, faster, cheaper
• Music was better in the old days
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• Better safe than sorry
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Second city is better theory
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• Better Days
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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