Findings:

• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• How to Drive a Planet Insane
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• ninja magic
• T.A.Z.: Special Halloween Communique: Black Magic as Revolutionary Action
• We Still Do Magic
• /etc/magic
• I am Magic (user)
• Magic Cap
• How to make a magic picture cube
• Six Flags Magic Mountain
• Magic Lion Soup
• Piano Magic
• Cowboy Magic
• Exclusive Or
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Bad or missing command interpreter
• By hook or by crook
• The Manner of Procedure in Administrative Recourse and in the Removal or Transfer of Parish Priests
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Colour or Country
• Käsewähe
• Soto Ajam
• Flavour or presentation?
• To drive or not to drive
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• homage or satire
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Sycophant or Psychopomp?
• Liberty or Death: Violence, Slavery, and Poetry in Pre-Revolutionary Charleston
• Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
• What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• O blind cupidity, O wrath insane
• magic number
• The Magic Mountain
• magic lamp
• Boot Magic
• Unico in the Island of Magic
• magic rocks
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 2
• The Magic Fish
• Of comfort food and other magic
• Believing in magic
• The Magic Moscow
• Merle's Magic Mug Shop
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Take it or leave it
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Should I stay or should I go?
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Dead or Alive 2
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• For Love or Money
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Are you a Visigoth or an Ostrogoth?
• Screw vs. bolt
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Sealing a room against a chemical or biological attack
• C++: true or false?
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• The Lemonade Diet or Master Cleanse
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Nicorette, or: False Gods
• Right handed, or left handed?
• or the way oranges arrange themselves in a box
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• is it truth? or is it an echo?
• simple answers make me insane
• Baby's Insane
• magic missile
• magic grits
• magic trees
• Beauxbatons Academy of Magic
• The Magic Toyshop
• looking for magic
• Little Magic
• The Magic Bind - Part One
• Magic 8-Ball
• Kiki Uses His Magic
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Is language innate or learned?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Letters or Symbols?
• Crustless spinach or broccoli quiche
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• William Orr
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Fact or Fiction
• Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
• Hamburg or Veggieburg?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
• gsn or? (user)
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• Sink or swim
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Or:
• menyally insane (user)
• This place needs more insane witch-queens. Let's begin.
• Magic Fingers
• Earring Magic Ken
• magic wand tool
• Top secret - magic
• The Magic Labyrinth
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Pure Dead Magic
• Magic Kisses at Combat Parenting School
• The Magic Bind - Part Two
• Magic Eight Ball (user)
• Magic Flight Launch Box
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Our way or the highway
• Technological or Media Determinism
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Now or Never
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• right or wrong
• true or false
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• Similarities between Stargate and Atlantis: The Lost Empire- Coincidence or plagiarism?
• Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
• Camp Orr
• A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
• Ready Or Not
• Alastor: Or, the Spirit of Solitude

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