Findings:

• I want your hands on me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Stoner Hands of Doom
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• These Foolish Things (Remind Me Of You)
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• stop being so English
• I was me before being me was cool.
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• you're waiting with your heart in hand
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• hand me downs
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Me So Horny
• So Sue Me
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• feline allergies
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You were always so good to me
• There is a wound that is healing. There is a season waiting for me. There is a road that is turning. There is a fire still burning.
• Waiting for me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• i require so little to sustain me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• Which hand is the penny in?
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• Hand me that piano
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• you are magic to me
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't stand so close to me
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• So, what's the problem with me?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• So help me God
• So much it scares me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• so save me (user)
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• me so cute (user)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I am the only being whose doom...
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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