I used to have something cool here. Then it wasn't.
Lockheart
- user since
- Thu Oct 5 2000 at 23:00:54 (24.1 years ago )
- last seen
- Thu Sep 4 2008 at 16:24:36 (16.2 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 58 - View Lockheart's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 5 (Crafter) / 2026
- mission drive within everything
- Prevent redundancy! Prevent redundancy!
- specialties
- Innuendo. Heh.
- school/company
- NBMS
- motto
- What's the difference between misfortune and calamity?
Misfortune is when (name) falls into a river. Calamity is when someone fishes him/her out.
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User Bookmarks:
- A classic Zen tale
- A cool short C program: output
- Abulafia
- Adventures in English Literature (thing)
- aikido
- Aikido and Neo
- allseeingeye
- Batrachomyomachy (definition)
- blank space
- Breaking the law without actually breaking the law
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law? (thing)
- CCBBA Karate Curriculum
- Cloaking Spell
- Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space (idea)
- Copper Starlight
- Creative ways of killing people
- cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt
- date formats
- Dihydrogen Monoxide
- Discworld MUD (thing)
- Down with this sort of thing! (idea)
- Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
- Drunken Style Kung Fu
- E2 is unfriendly to New Order (thing)
- EDB reads his Message Inbox
- Epiphany
- Everything I Ching
- Everything User Search
- Everything you just read is bullshit (idea)
- f1r3br4nd
- Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts (idea)
- February 2, 2002 (idea)
- Final Fantasy V (thing)
- Foam weapons
- Frozen rats bounce
- gahachino
- Gamaliel
- Haggis
- Haiku error messages
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
- harness the power of wasabi
- Hausdorff dimension (idea)
- How did I get here, Sarah? (place)
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating (thing)
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us (idea)
- Humorous Writings of E2
- Hygiene for the working man (idea)
- I am Edward Teller's pool man (person)
- I don't believe in anything
- Integrated Noding Environment
- Interview with prole (idea)
- It's the End of the World as We Know It
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Jack of Diamonds
- Japanese Kanji
- Joshu Examines a Monk in Meditation
- Kaiju Big Battel (thing)
- karfung
- Koan
- Kolmogorov complexity (thing)
- Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
- Lucid dream
- M.C. Escher (person)
- mcc
- Metacognizant
- Morphogenetic Fields (idea)
- Neiboku's Secret Library
- NetworkedDream
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite (idea)
- obfuscated perl
- October 6, 2000
- Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
- Only a simple computer program
- optocoupler (thing)
- personality test (thing)
- Prime Spiral
- RainMirage
- Ransom note love letter (idea)
- Reference Desk
- riverrun
- semantic memory (idea)
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder (idea)
- Sexual lubricant
- shale
- Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses
- Sierpinski triangle
- Simon Singh's Code Book Cipher Challenge Cracked (thing)
- snowflakes and nylon
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
- subliminal messages
- Survivor2: Journal of the Bones (Endgame)
- That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
- The 48 Laws of Power
- The Anarchist's Cookbook
- The Art of Insulting
- The Battle of Tempest IV: Tango Base, Day 0
- The Curlicue Fractal (place)
- The five stages of hangover (idea)
- The Frame Problem
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- The little death and Veronica Lake (idea)
- The Matrix
- The pitfalls of code reuse
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
- Till Eulenspiegel
- Time Enough for Love
- Trust me, I have a pineapple (thing)
- Turkey City Lexicon: A Primer For Science Fiction Workshops (idea)
- Types of Everything2 Users
- Violently Sauced Buddha Begs for Alms Whilst Searching for Car Keys in Fannypack (idea)
- We've Replaced Your Freedom with the Illusion of Freedom
- Welcome to role playing game
- Welcome to role playing game (idea)
- Wharfinger's Law of Diminishing SF Sequels
- What Can I Point To? (idea)
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- Yossarian's School of Badassary
- Zeno's Paradox