Findings:

• he would have laughed
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• he would have cried
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I must have waited all my life for this
• You stole what they would have given you
• he painted with the souls of the living
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I have become furniture in your life
• you would have been
• He's been places they have not.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• We would probably not understand alien life
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Unknowingly, you are living in a "Word World", as in a fictitious life in a counterfeit nation
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• When living we have need of Death
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Surely he would remember this
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Life Is Worth Living
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• After living a life in darkness, the first steps into the light are the hardest to bear.
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• What pornos would have us believe
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would like to have emotions
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Stoned music memories
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Bernie would have won
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• he's like someone living in a dream
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Living The Bohemian Life
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• You mean the me that you would be
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)

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