Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "like that time I 'borrowed' my friend Diana's boyfriend and she couldn't handle it because her incompetent alt-left parents never taught her to share"

• I don't like her because she won't like me
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• her first time
• the way she wears her weary
• I told her I couldn't sleep
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• she had already found her party
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I never stopped watching myself reflected in her eyes
• She thought about giving him her heart
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• she lit her thumb on fire
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
• She asked me to read her a poem
• She smokes. It wraps around her wrists and clings to her neck.
• she gave her heart to a falling star
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I never called her momma
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Ozma and Her Friends
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• The first time I saw her
• Diana and Her Companions
• She always was devious in her beauty
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• She practices her speech
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• She knows no truth except her own.
• like a tiger without her mountain
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• She nicknamed her vagina "Crusty"
• She always confused her greys with white.
• She keeps her lies everywhere
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• A woman of her times
• She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• the ocean never ceasing in her secret whispers to the land
• The colors flow through her like a rainbow
• notes I never gave her
• How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• serene. She sips her tea
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Diana's homage to her grandfather's war
• she left her handwriting all over the calendar
• Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• her ardent eyebrows are charcoal scimitars taut above eyes that breeze like open windows
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• She flies with her own wings
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• It clings to her like dedication in the rain
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• And she, with her beautiful words and such a fire burning inside
• You put a hand on her hip, she permits it.
• I never saw her again
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• She Will Have Her Way
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• She, the Last Leviathan. She, the Station Agent. Chin on her Palm, she Watches Every Departure.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• dance with her
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• Her knees
• Since I left her
• Herr Bob (user)
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Stand in the doorway and watch her
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• All acts of love and pleasure are her rituals
• The Saran Wrap Dominatrix and Her Cellophane Bondage Slave
• A Jury of Her Peers: 2
• her eyes
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• A Jury of Her Peers
• Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
• I still find strands of her hair in bed
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• Property of Her Majesty The Queen
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• watching her dance
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Feel her pain

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