Findings:

• The Wild Colonials
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• Accidental death odds
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• Be a model or just look like one
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• One by One
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• By One Minute
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Ass like a chicken
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• One if by land, two if by sea
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• No One Sang Like Michael
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• How Solemn as One by One
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• on being hit by lightning
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• On Being the one who goes away
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• I liked the one with the whales
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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