Findings:

• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Stoned music memories
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• We get too tense when we drive
• let me know who you are now.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Lets Get Real
• You know you've been away from home too long
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Know me better, and love me better
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Life will get easier
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Get back to me
• I Know a Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• can you get enough of me?
• Let's Get Killed
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Rape committed by women
• fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
• When did the World get so old?
• Do you know me?
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I know they are watching me
• to let her know
• I know when the world will end
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Life gets in the way of words
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Let's Get Solsticed! A Midwinter's Nodermeet in Melbourne
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• lets get skinny (user)
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• To let him know
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Get Real
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• You know you're a geek when...
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• I know more when I'm alone
• I know, let's give shit away
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• I just don't know when to quit.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Get a life!
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• This is as real as magic gets
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Let's Get Lost
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• lets get it 08 (user)
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• I'll get there when I get there
• Get a Life
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• (Come get me).
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Get it off me!
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Gravity really gets me down

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