Findings:

• I had not thought death had undone so many
• The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• You make it so hard to hate
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• i've worked very hard to become so
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Good help is so hard to find
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Never Had It So Good
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• You've never had it so good
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The best teacher I ever had
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The death of a man I had never known
• I had my balls shaved
• had a few
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• i had a dream about the future
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I Had Always Known
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• If I Had the World to Give
• These are the memories I never had
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• They Had No Poet
• Houston, we've had a problem
• I have had enough of Survivor
• The Spirit had other plans
• I almost had to wait
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• My mistress had a little dog
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• Had I not seen the Sun
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• If I Had a Hammer
• I've had you here before
• Allah Had No Son
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You Had It Coming
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I had been hungry all the years
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• We had a record label
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Best smoke I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The best I never had
• The Fun They Had
• I had a brother, once
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?

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