Findings:

• Who were you, before?
• remember who you were before you came here
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• My tribe are those who built the Internet
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• When we were little kids, running
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Know your pets
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Prayer before logging onto the Internet
• They who monitor the Internet
• Before they were famous
• If the real world were like the internet
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• How we were, before you were
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• We were the young lovers before despair
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• Before You Were Punk
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• How we were, before we were
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• before common era
• before Christian era
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Before the Rain
• The Island of the Day Before
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
• 'Twas the night before Christmas
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Close the door before you leave
• Just before you make that next move...
• Kneel before Zod!
• home before the leaves fall
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• best before date
• cleaning your hotel room before the maid arrives
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Ground rush
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• It's All Been Done Before
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• Who made Hell?
• Before reality creeps in
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Before the Law
• Oops! I Sang This Before
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Running before the wind
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• The impending nickname shortage
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• bros before hoes
• Except My Heart, Which You Bestowed Before
• Before you ask a question
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• If I should die before I wake
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• make before break
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I've had you here before
• trembling before G-d
• Before the quiet dawn rose
• The testimony of Walter E. Disney before the House Committee on Un-American Activities
• Beer Before Liquor
• Before you thought of spring
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Blessings before food
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Before she started smoking
• The Fright Before Christmas
• How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• Check yourself before you wreck yourself
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Drink Before the War
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Life before death
• Before Jehovah's Awful Throne
• The Land Before Time
• Long Gone Before Daylight
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• Photography and religion
• Driving before dawn
• The night before the carnival opens
• The Calm Before the Storm
• Before the Calm
• Before the Flood
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• A Hymn Before Battle
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Eighteen seconds before sunrise
• Egypt before Nasser

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