Findings:

• Kicking ass
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I think I can, I think I can
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• any way, shape or form
• The scariest words I can think of
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Ways that I like to think of Jesus
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Can machines think?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Can computers think?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• What we think we know can kill us
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Any fool can make a rule
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Any house can become a prison
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• the way we think
• Do not think that way, Subhuti.
• Kicking My Way Down To Hell (category)
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• any
• by any means necessary
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• On Any Sunday
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• Six Ways to Sunday
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Eat any good books lately?
• Any Mick'll Do
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Any wise and wintry thing
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• justify any of this (user)
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• because I have given up any care
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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