Findings:

• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Pragmatism, A New Name for Some Old Ways of Thinking
• All poets like to kick
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Hot pursuit
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• My family has specific names for some generic food
• Taking your fiance's last name
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• like you're blind but still can see
• But can you still cry like a child?
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• No model is true, but some models are useful
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I like to kick people with my fists
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• and the people look like flowers at last
• Some names belong only to you
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• But I Like You
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• War is hell but men like it
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• treat every moment like it's your last
• The name that lasted a million years
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• last name
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Some Like It Hot
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• I'd like some dreams too
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• I could use some new habits, like holding you
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• some summers they drop like flies
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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