Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "keeping up with the Joneses will get you run the fuck over by the Smiths"

• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Keeping up with the Joneses
• How to get hit by a car
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Why can't I get over her
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• Everybody Get Up
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• You Fucked Up!
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Shards of memory stirred up by the wind
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• How to get your stuff voted up
• Get it up
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Privacy Is Dead - Get Over It
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Trump Lost, Biden Won. Get over it.
• I don't want to get over you
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• You're All I Need to Get By
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• fuck up
• Ken Lay
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• We get tangled up like wires
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• The bomber will always get through
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• How To Get Over A x
• Get Up, Stand Up
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Sewn up by frost
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Fucked by the woman of your dreams
• Eating only rice to get by
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Get the fuck out of my office
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Looking up a word by its definition
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• People have fucked up before
• Fucked up Facts from History
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Fucked up ways to die
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Fucked Up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Get fucked, asshole!
• fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• fucked up criteria (user)
• 15 will get you 20
• Jack Gets Up
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• It will get better
• The Get Up Kids
• Get over it
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Life will get easier
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You will get yours
• five will get you ten
• Gotta Get Over Greta
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven

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