Findings:

• Just don't expect me to understand
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Ask Me Why
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• customers don't trust me
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Ask me about Loom
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't ask don't tell
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• They asked me to write a letter
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You just don't get it
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Dont come near me (user)
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't quote me on that
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't tell me everything
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Don't tread on me
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• They don't touch me the same way
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't call me white
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• They Don't Want Me
• Somebody once asked me...
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Don't send me roses
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Dont come near me. (user)
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Don't Make Me Think
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• the way you don't look at me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Don't Tell Me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't call me Debbie
• let me ask (user)
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Don't call me Asian
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Ask Me Anything
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't leave me alone
• I asked her not to forget me
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Rape committed by women
• Don't ask
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• why don't you just?
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't stand so close to me

If you Log in you could create a "just don't ask me to parallel park" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.