Findings:
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- My first comet
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Ask Me Why
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Ask me about Loom
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- Just call me fluffy
- They asked me to write a letter
- She just looks at me
- People just expect things from me
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Just how is this arousing?
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- What Playboy taught me just now
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How Much for just the Planet?
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- When you want me and how you want me
- Somebody once asked me...
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- it's just me (user)
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- it's still just me in here
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- let me ask (user)
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How television car chases influenced me
- Just How You Feel
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How Daniel explained it to me
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- He taught me how to smoke
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- man when you are telling me how it was
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How Do You Want Me?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Ask Me Anything
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- That's Just How He Was
- I asked her not to forget me
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Just don't expect me to understand
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- just hold me, and let me weep
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- Just Let Me Breathe
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- Just Me (user)
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
- If You Have to Ask
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
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