Findings:

• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Good from far, but far from good
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 13
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Love cookies
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• A good kid
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• good kid, m.A.A.d city
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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