Findings:

• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Know your pets
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• People who carp about their jobs
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• Madmen have a world all their own
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Why do people believe in God?
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• I have the power of God and anime on my side!
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• My hands have lost their memory
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• For God's sake, just have another election
• worse things have happened to better people
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Animals people have sex with
• How to "Have People"
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• I have no faith in your God
• Dead links in writeups
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Things people put up their butts
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• The Dude and God's People
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• it's God's work to have us fail
• institutions have lives of their own
• That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
• African weather gods and their victims
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• People want what they cannot have
• People have fucked up before
• Type A blood
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Using a command line
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Dead people I have known
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Flaunting your sexuality
• The Matrilineal descent of the Jewish people
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• Capitalize, please
• Relationships between two people
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• Table of Organs and Their Relationships
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• God is good, people are screwed up
• God of Gamblers
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• act of god
• Life After God
• The day God took back the edges
• God's shoddy workmanship
• Name of God
• God module
• Gloranthan Chaos Gods
• God's infinity
• The Wrath of God
• funerary god
• God of War
• Sun God
• fear of God
• God Plane
• so expendable in their memory
• Garden of the Gods
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• There is only ONE God
• God Save the Queen
• God and Goddess
• God Lives Underwater
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Your God Is Too Small
• Sea god
• The God of Love
• Dead God
• Gloranthan Lunar Gods
• Gloranthan Darkness Gods
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• god awful (user)
• God Hates FAQs
• Bakunin on the Judeo-Christian God
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• God Bless America
• Hand of God
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!

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