Findings:

• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I Was Meant for the Stage
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• If God was willing to let it be
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• Where's the kaboom?
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• She was too beautiful to be human
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• I was meant for this
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• This was the way bodies were meant to behave
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• Michael was special
• When I was young
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• Battle Ground, Washington
• was hael
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• The barrier between monsters and nonmonsters was exploded and everything was possible again
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Trying desperately to be cool
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• Be a girl for a day
• What life after death will really be like
• OR WAS IT
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Running toward the edge
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• Music need not be popular to be good
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Food should not be luminous
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Not to be sold separately
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Be fruitful and multiply
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• want to be groomed constantly
• this is where we all came to be
• meant for your eyes only
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Duvall, Washington
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Not what was said
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• To do is to be
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• Sal Allahu Allahi Wa Salam
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• There was a little girl
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be

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