Findings:

• It was just a crush
• Houston in Two Seconds
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• just one second hold (user)
• zero, one, two, infinity
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• The day I was showering with two black men
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• two zero one one
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I wish I was a half of a two
• two seconds to midnight
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• you aren't paranoid, it was all just a joke
• That's Just How He Was
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Bravo Two Zero
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Just kiss her
• A conversation where none was invited
• We did not know it was a war
• I just shot John Lennon
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Zero DFX
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Zero Stars
• just to let you know
• Double Zero
• Zero knowledge computation of the average salary
• You just don't get it
• Year Zero
• Just Gellen (user)
• Interface Zero: 2.0
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• Some things just fall out of favor
• second sight
• second category
• losing a second garnet in a second special ring
• For a Second J.C.
• Essays: Second Series
• The Second Great Awakening
• Second Continental Congress
• The Second Mrs Kong
• Second Tradition
• The Bear and the Two Travelers
• Solution to the two envelope paradox
• Kill two birds with one stone
• War Without End, Part Two
• Night Games (Part Two: The Gala)
• Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Two Quatrains
• Two Gentlemen On Veronica : Act III, Scene iv
• Two Harbors, Minnesota
• two hands together
• One Potato, Two Potato
• Two brothers
• Person across two chair backs skit
• Line with two origins
• Two men in a truck on a rainy day
• Two- phaser
• Two liters of napalm? Oh yeah!
• George Carlin's Revised List of The Two Commandments
• Two lost souls trying to find each other
• Twenty Two
• Two searchlights
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Same as it Ever Was
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• boku wa toire
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• He Was a Crook
• Heavy Metal 2000
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Heavy Water Blues
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• We're all doing just fine
• Upon the hills where day was done
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• that was quick (user)
• economics is just a tool
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I just deleted all my porn
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Everything you just read is bullshit
• Just world hypothesis
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• We Just Disagree
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
• That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Was the Parkland shooting a Trump False Flag?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• I'm just here for the candy
• just think (user)
• Zero divided by zero
• A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
• Wing Zero (user)
• Just a Dream
• Zero error
• Metroid: Zero Mission
• Zero: The Biography of a Dangerous Idea
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• To catch my flailing second thoughts

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