Findings:

• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It was just a crush
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• War is only fun on screen
• I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
• I was only following orders
• That's Just How He Was
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• Dumb laws
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
• I was only starting to grow
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• He Was Only Joking
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• Vancouver, Washington
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• The world was designed for giant squid
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was looking for you
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was promised flying cars
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• the seven hills of Rome
• That was a joke, son.
• The Walrus was Paul
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I was going to marry Marty
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Concrete, Washington
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• There was a rose that faded young
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• We've Only Just Begun
• Once and only once is not just for code
• Kilroy was here
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Trompe
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• It was a dark and stormy night
• When I was your age
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• was
• It was you, Atthis
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• God was created in man's image
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• The day I realized what being alive was
• I was searching glass
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was into them after they were hip
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• There was a young lady of Riga
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• What was the question?
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Descartes was wrong
• wa
• No shit, there I was
• Was (Not Was)
• Music was better in the old days
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• 'T was
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Man was created in God's image
• Church of God with signs following
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was not a dream
• It was all God's fault
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• There was once a Man

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