Findings:

• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• All he left her was alone
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• All you ever did was let it happen
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• all hands on deck
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I remember when all this was trees
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• some say he was never here at all
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• all it cost him was a Penny
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• more sure of all I thought was true
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Man was created in God's image
• I was going to marry Marty
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• There was once a Man
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• The Walrus was Paul
• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• In a sinking ship, under tons of sand
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• God was created in man's image
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Cybersex before it was cool
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Concrete, Washington
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• I was looking for you
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Deck us all with Boston Charlie
• Kilroy was here
• Was (Not Was)
• Vancouver, Washington
• Descartes was wrong
• Trompe
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Opportunity bucks, and my hands are strong enough to hold fast.
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• The day I realized what being alive was
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• It was all God's fault
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• The world was designed for giant squid
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• It was not a dream
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• Back when grunge was still cool
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• I was searching glass
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was into them after they were hip
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• That was a joke, son.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• This all started with our hands underneath the table
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• all the little stars in my hands; crawling and bleeding
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• sinking ship
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• was
• wa
• Music was better in the old days
• the seven hills of Rome
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• 'T was
• No shit, there I was
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• When I was your age
• It was you, Atthis
• It was a dark and stormy night

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