Findings:

• Food was purer in the good old days
• If I was a good person
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I was told you were very pretty
• Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
• Even the moon was wrong
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I was very, very drunk
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I was never any good at maths at school
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was promised flying cars
• Concrete, Washington
• There was once a Man
• 'T was
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• Lando was supposed to die
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Music was better in the old days
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• A very short glimpse of the Shenzhen SEZ
• No shit, there I was
• Vancouver, Washington
• That was a joke, son.
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• It was not a dream
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Short can be good! (document)
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was going to marry Marty
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• What was the question?
• I was looking for you
• The days of very old were not very good
• very good (user)
• Kilroy was here
• Descartes was wrong
• was
• Love cookies
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Trompe
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• Back when grunge was still cool
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• I was into them after they were hip
• There was a rose that faded young
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• There was a time when I was a better person
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• I once was a clueless young noder
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• being a kid was great
• I was a homeless bum
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• A very short romance
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• wa
• the seven hills of Rome
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Was (Not Was)
• The Walrus was Paul
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Man was created in God's image
• It was a dark and stormy night
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• When I was your age
• It was you, Atthis
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• It was all God's fault
• God was created in man's image
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• The day I realized what being alive was
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• I was searching glass
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• There was a young lady of Riga
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid

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