Findings:

• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• How could you ever have enough?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Walking out of other people's prisons
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• i have to get out
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Finding out you have cancer
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It could have been me
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• any way, shape or form
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• Could I Have Been?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Five ways Trump could still lose
• How to have an out of body experience
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Astro City #5
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Look the other way
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• turn it up; she's on the other side of the mirror
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• I could have been Canadian
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• She Will Have Her Way
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Turn the other cheek
• We nod our approvals in other ways
• A Jared by any other name
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I could make a habit out of you
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• And All That Could Have Been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Penis for a day
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• I could have been one of a two
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• They could have saved Kevin
• Could you have danced with me?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• The Grass Could Turn Blue, the Sky Could Turn Green
• If I could turn back time
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• How we could still have a President Trump
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• because I have given up any care
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• you can't have it both ways
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• You have your work cut out for you
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• The way things have always been done
• You don't have any real problems
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.

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