Findings:

• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No one actually cares.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• i am no one (user)
• No One Lives Forever
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Old Ones
• no one lives forever. yet.
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• How to scream when no one is looking
• No Other One
• They grow up. No one told me.
• No one's garden
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• Dance As If No One Is Watching
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• to a place where no one's around
• no one rules if no one obeys
• old books can tell more than one story
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• No Pity Due to No One
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• There is no "One", either
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• There's no point unless you make one
• If No One Will Love Me
• No one can be totally logical
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• Finally we are no one
• no one listens anymore
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• I hold you where no one else can go
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• No One Gets Left Behind
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• is there no one who answers the call?
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• No One Sang Like Michael
• Let no one grieve here
• One year old
• Great Old Ones
• The Library Book
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
• The Old Ones
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• The Ghost of the Old House of Commons, to the New One, appointed to meet at Oxford
• if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Sins of the Fathers : Hope (one)
• One last desperate hope
• Dry bones can harm no one
• No one says anything important during the day
• No one knows my plan
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Trust No One
• Tom Waits for no one
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• lying here with no one near
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• No One Knows Who I Am
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• The words no one can find
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No one has died
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• No one is illegal
• No one touches me
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• No one wants you the way you are
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No one can be in two places at once
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• No one gets out of this life alive
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• No one belongs here more than you.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No Pity Due to No One (poetry)
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• the fate in no one's plans
• Hope 4 ever (user)
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• There will be no more stories to read
• No Time to Speak of the Hopes of the Future
• one of the lost
• Obsequious One (user)
• in the kingdom of hope, there is no winter
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• square one
• Infinity plus one
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Old No. 1
• Anonymous One (user)
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• One Crazy Summer
• One
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• I hope I get old before I die.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• I hope I die before I get old
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• No government can ever give you freedom
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• No Country for Old Men

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