Findings:
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm Still Here
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- I'm just here for the candy
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I'm seeing a pattern here
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- John, I'm Only Dancing
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I'm glad you're here.
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- They think I'm a god
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm a stranger here myself
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
- I'm Only Sleeping
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
- i'm here. are you here?
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Im Elvis (user)
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm Losing You
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm Going Home
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- I'm not sure
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm just a bill
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm tired
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm Proud of You
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm with stupid
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Does God live only in beautiful places?
- Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
- America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm sorry
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm
- I'm not very cool
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm bored
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm gay
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not a part of this world
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not this cool in real life
- 418 I'm a teapot
- For God's sake, Sheila, it's only a knife wound
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Only God Forgives
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Now and Then, Here and There
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- The here of back then
- neither here nor then
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- IM
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm with the band
- If you can fool yourself then that becomes true for you.
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Damn, I'm good.
- Im-
- So. Central Rain
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm not drinking any more
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm Glad
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
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