Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if you're going to burst into tears in the middle of a fucking formal you should at least have an angry love story"

• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• everyone needs an angry love story
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• You, standing
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Love Will Tear Us Apart
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• the dreams that should have died
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• consoles should have trackballs
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Her raised middle finger came into focus
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• A Love Story to Touch Your Heart
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• A Prayer on going into my House
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Going Where No Man Should Go
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Knots I have known and loved
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Tools everyone should have
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Movies that should have been books first
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Maerklon's Story
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• Who are wise in love, love most, say least
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Love Story
• the least I should do is name the beast
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Collision avoidance technique
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• The difference between fucking and making love
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have more stories about trains for you
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I should have danced with you
• Could have beens, should have beens
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I hope you're fucking happy
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• For God's sake, just have another election
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• How long have you been in love with her?
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.

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