Findings:

• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• You're the One that I Want
• No One Sang Like Michael
• Arguments don't change minds
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't like grass
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Never look like you're staring
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Women only like me for my mind
• Love the One You're With
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• I don't like moving.
• don't spend it all in one place
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• love like you don't need the money
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• like minded curmudgeons
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You're so closed minded
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Americans don't speak English
• Love the one you don't need
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't think I like love
• I don't see like you
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• It's like you don't carrot all
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• i don't like christmas
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• The mind is like a train station
• like you're blind but still can see
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• your mind, like a merry-go-round
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Kaleidoscope of Heart and Mind (category)
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• You're the One
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• You're the one i saw first
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• To the world you're just one person
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I don't think I like your system
• I don't like the drugs
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• The Closing of the American Mind
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If you don't like it, leave
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Work like you don't need the money
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I don't like my smile
• Intrinsic self-worth in a capitalist society or Dealing with the closing of the American mind
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• The top secret of talking like an American
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I liked the one with the whales
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• You're like a brother to me
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• It's almost like you're real
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Mind without body
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• American Literature
• American aspen
• American culture of fear
• American Graffiti
• American spelling
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• The American Dream
• The Young Americans
• American Woman
• American Tabloid
• American Institute in Taiwan
• Why American women shave their legs
• American Kestrel

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