Findings:

• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I wish I were close
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Wish You Were Here
• I told you they were nuts
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I wish it were raining
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• I wish I were as smart as I am
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• If Wishes Were Horses
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
• I Wish You Were Here
• you were a dream I painted and wished to own
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• Cat Butt
• Amazon Gift WIsh List ♥ (registry)
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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