Findings:

• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• it looks like rain
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Living Like Weasels
• What do theorems look like?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• What is it like to have a soul?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Looks Just Like the Sun
• and the people look like flowers at last
• What did Jesus look like?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• What it's like to have cancer
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• A body that looks like a battlefield
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Looks Like Rain
• Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
• Look siad me Be like me
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• We Looked Like Giants
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• He Looked Like the Summer
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• I would like to have emotions
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• They didn't have the heart
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• What it's like to have a community
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Never look like you're staring
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• This isn't what it looks like
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• You look sane, motionless like that
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• This is What Democracy Looks Like
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• What would an Octopus society look like?
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• The glory of the LORD looked like a consuming fire
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
• Be a model or just look like one
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Why we have two ears
• Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• we'd like you better drugged
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• The Walls have Ears
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• I didn't change anything!
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• ear piercing
• ear training
• Deaf in one ear

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