Findings:

• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• you can't do it alone
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The goggles, they do nothing
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Horses: do they love us back?
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• There is something we can do
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• My kisses, they do not fade
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Now you do what they told ya
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• I can do shit with my legs
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• If you can say something nice, do
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• can till can't
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• There is nothing the dead can do
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Do what you can as you do
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I can't do that, Dave
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• What do stars do? They shine.
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• they carry but they do not understand
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can run, but you can't hide
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• You can do anything
• I can do it myself
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Know How, Can Do
• What loneliness can do to you
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• All I can do
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I can do much better than this
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• The Most Good You Can Do
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• why I think I can't do anything
• Those who can't do, teach
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Ground rush
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• B Battery
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Ghosts Can't Do It
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Yan Can Cook
• Your smoking can harm others
• can control
• The Department of They
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby

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