Findings:
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Would that I were a Poet
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- I did not say it would make sense
- skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Would you know if you were insane?
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- If I were Twenty-One I would save money
- If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
- If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- Exact Location Unknown
- RFC 602
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- If Jesus were alive today
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- The Three Kings who were from Villeins
- We're on a Roll (document)
- Runners, yeah, we're different
- if kisses were horses
- We were built to swim for eighty years
- Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
- we're cool
- let's pretend we're all the same
- would
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- What would Solaris do?
- The Man Who Would Be King
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- And the air would taste of patterns
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- he says
- In God we trust? Who says?
- Jean Baptiste Say
- Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
- I cannot say I love you less than the stars
- My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 7: A Whale of Unknown Species
- (creator unknown)
- We're in this Together
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Mimsy Were the Borogoves
- When were the gospels written?
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- We're one, but we're not the same
- Before they were famous
- These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
- The reason we were so excited about Y2K
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Are you thinking what we're thinking?
- We're not coming home. I love you.
- If we're such good friends
- We were all thinking it, I just said it
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- We're Never Prepared For Snow
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- what would you like?
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
- it would make sense (user)
- would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Which Washington would win in a fight? (e2poll)
- I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
- Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Do you want to say something with that song?
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
- linda say (user)
- confusion in her eyes that says it all
- Priscilla Says Sugar
- The Unknown Soldier
- Fever of Unknown Origin
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- I'd elope if I were you
- If I were
- Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
- Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
- We Were the Sun's Chosen Ones
- All of her seconds were unencumbered
- You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
- We're all in this together
- if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
- Were there civilian Transformers?
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
- Grandpaw would
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- How Hume would respond to Descartes
- A Day No Pigs Would Die
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- What would you change if you could?
- i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- When the Pope says shit
- Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles say goodnight
- You Don't Say
- What to say to HIV-AIDS skeptics
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Say A Prayer
- The extroverted feeler says the right thing
- If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
- Society says II
- The Unknown Comic
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