Findings:

• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Would that I were a Poet
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• I did not say it would make sense
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
• Exact Location Unknown
• RFC 602
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• If Jesus were alive today
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• We're on a Roll (document)
• Runners, yeah, we're different
• if kisses were horses
• We were built to swim for eighty years
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• we're cool
• let's pretend we're all the same
• would
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• What would Solaris do?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• And the air would taste of patterns
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• he says
• In God we trust? Who says?
• Jean Baptiste Say
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• I cannot say I love you less than the stars
• My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 7: A Whale of Unknown Species
• (creator unknown)
• We're in this Together
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• When were the gospels written?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Before they were famous
• These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Are you thinking what we're thinking?
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• If we're such good friends
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• We're Never Prepared For Snow
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• what would you like?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• it would make sense (user)
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Which Washington would win in a fight? (e2poll)
• I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• How to say "beer" in several languages
• How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
• linda say (user)
• confusion in her eyes that says it all
• Priscilla Says Sugar
• The Unknown Soldier
• Fever of Unknown Origin
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I'd elope if I were you
• If I were
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• We Were the Sun's Chosen Ones
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• We're all in this together
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• Were there civilian Transformers?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• Grandpaw would
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• How Hume would respond to Descartes
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• What would you change if you could?
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• When the Pope says shit
• Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles say goodnight
• You Don't Say
• What to say to HIV-AIDS skeptics
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Say A Prayer
• The extroverted feeler says the right thing
• If you don't have anything nice to say, then downvote the shit out of it and pray the fucker gets nuked
• Society says II
• The Unknown Comic

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