Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if the only tool you have is a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and a bag of skittles, everything looks like a barely legal junior high school slumber party."

• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• Chill like an penguin and drink like a lush: A back to school nodermeet and toga party!
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Mike's Hard Lemonade
• Sublime Hard Lemonade
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• Columbine High School is NOT in Littleton, Colorado!
• West Ottawa High School
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Who's Who Among American High School Students
• Bellmore-Merrick Central High School District
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Why is high school so horrible?
• Only Angels Have Wings
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• Columbine High School
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• getting into a fight in high school
• Garfield High School
• high school sweetheart
• Life does not end at high school
• Wilde Lake High School
• West Linn High School
• nearly blinded the high school principal
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Chipirones en su tinta
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and hard radiation
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Push as hard as you like. Time is unstoppable.
• Thomas Jefferson High School
• High School Literature Classes
• I had cool friends in high school
• Rock and Roll High School Forever
• Fairmont High School
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• Stella K. Abraham High School for Girls
• My high school class
• St. Mary Central High School
• Central High School
• High school can kill you
• The last (and best) day of high school
• John F. Kennedy High School
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Too smart for high school
• School Hard
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Doc Otis Hard Lemonade
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Like a Hard Rain
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Paper Bag Party
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• What is it like to have a soul?
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Southside High School
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• Lick-Wilmerding High School
• junior high
• Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Hard like fucking stone
• Rock 'n' Roll High School
• University High School
• Why you shouldn't listen to high school guidance counselors
• Darling little high school students
• High school doth make cowards of us all
• Middle school and High school social oppression
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Southwest High School
• Evil nicknames acquired in high school
• Another miserable day at my horrible high school
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• Cheating in high school math class
• J. Sterling Morton High School - West Campus
• bad high school poetry
• Radnor High School
• Sachem High School
• Columbia High School
• New Utrecht High School
• The summer after high school
• Bozeman High School
• Surviving high school
• Keller High School
• Sentences that easily amuse high school Latin students
• Ninja High School
• the High School Down the Street
• Weed High School
• Brooklyn Technical High School
• high school flame
• i thought you liked hard problems
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• It is hard to kill an animal while it looks you in the eye
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Words that only have one context
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• I would like to have emotions
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Tools everyone should have
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Divinity School of Hard Knocks
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• What it's like to have a community
• Stuyvesant High School
• high school
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• What it's like to have cancer
• High school dance
• high school diploma
• St. Xavier High School
• Barely Legal
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I barely like you sober
• high school yearbook
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• School of Hard Knocks
• Summit High School
• high school show choir
• Degrassi Junior High
• Everything in life is an extension of high school
• Decatur Central High School
• Clover Hill High School
• high school graduation
• Lenape High School
• Buena High School

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