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• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• What life after death will really be like
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• some day we will all be gone
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The end will be a sellout
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• The Day the World was about to End
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I want to hear about his day in person
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Will I be given that chance?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• node that will be my legacy
• I never thought it would be like this
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Who Will Be There
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Look siad me Be like me
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Answering Questions About Your Employment at the Copa Cabana
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• You will be assimilated
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• A Question about Emotions
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I know what it's like to be dead
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Will I cease to be
• What it's like to be skinny
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• Just to see what it would be like
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Marks which will never be broken
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• This lasted for about two days
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• all day I dream about sex
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• This is a question about appearances (e2poll)
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You smell desperate. I like that about you.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• The revolution will not be televised
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Be a model or just look like one
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• the world will be remade in our image
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Be a girl for a day
• Carl Everett
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Boys will be boys
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• There will be time
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• What it's like to be in love
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What is it like to be a bat?
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• all the cute guys will be there
• Mind without body
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will always be weird inside
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I fear I will be nothing
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists

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