Findings:

• If I had a nickel...
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If i had a diamond (user)
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• Jefferson Nickel
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Never Had It So Good
• Presidents of the United States who had not previously held elected office
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• Jobs I've Had
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• poems I had to do for a school project
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• nickel taps
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Houston, we've had a problem
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If I had $1,000,000
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• Shield Nickel
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• We had every gentle sound
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Neatest trip I've had
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• we had to destroy the world in order to save it
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• Nickel-iron battery
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I had cool friends in high school
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have had enough of Survivor
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• If I had a penis
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Liberty Head Nickel
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• I Know What You Had For Breakfast
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• if I had my druthers
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• You Had It Coming
• I had the pleasure of interviewing a former Anne Geddes model
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• if you have had your midnights
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• plugged nickel
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Spirit had other plans
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• had had
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The Nickel Trophy
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I just had this thought of summer past
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You had better...!!!
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• And had to do with goblin merchant men
• Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I almost had to wait
• We had a record label
• The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Did you know that Mark Twain had a brother
• wooden nickel
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• The death of a man I had never known
• The seizure I had last night
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• Had I not seen the Sun
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Of course we had it tough
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I Had No Right
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had been hungry all the years
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Living till I die? As if I had a choice.
• Wartime Nickels
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• A conversation I had with myself once
• We had silent conversations
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• Death had the ultimate poker face
• We had to destroy the future in order to save it
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America
• I had my balls shaved
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Double Nickels on the Dime
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew

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