Findings:

• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Will I ever know?
• If you never know, you'll never try.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• God only knows
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Only a surfer knows the feeling
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• you'll know
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• What only the little mermaid knows
• the enemy of my enemy is my enemy. i only know enemies.
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• The Only Sane Man I Know
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Afterward
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• Caring for a pregnant hamster, and what to do afterwards
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Afterwards, in the stillness of exhaustion
• Afterward (user)
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• The bravest man I've ever known
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• All I ever wanted to be
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Ever Onward
• The greatest drill command ever
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever

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