Findings:

• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• No place I'd rather be
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• anyone could be your brand new love
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• If I could be someone
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• The second chance you give could be your last
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Born to be Wild
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You could be so delicious
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• The mountain could be home
• Could man be drunk for ever
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• We could all be blind
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• you could be asking questions
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Things that could be
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• It's not supposed to be anything
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• Be something... be anything other than this
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• It Could Always Be Worse
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• She could be a businesswoman
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Germany could not be appeased
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• Could Be Anywhere
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• How to be invisible
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• good reasons to be content
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Any song can be a love song
• What the American people want politics to be
• Information cannot be owned
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Chant and be Happy
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• play dumb
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• You're too young to be so old
• Be Operating System
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• begging to be loved
• The Be
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• be seeing you
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Be careful what you wish for
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Must be a lesbian

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