Findings:

• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?
• Can
• Cans of shit
• can of corn
• aluminum can
• garbage can
• trash can
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can things really change?
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Canned goods
• I can see her face
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• As far as the eye can see
• canned hunt
• I can hear you
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• To tHe Can (user)
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• BQN: Can you?
• par can
• can bowl
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Can we still be friends?
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I will kill you if I can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• I can do much better than this
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• The scariest words I can think of
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Can machines think?
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them

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