Findings:
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
- Choosing a nursing home
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- eternity would be boring
- That I Would Be Good
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- What would you give your left arm for?
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- I never thought it would be like this
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- The mountain could be home
- I Won't Be Home For Christmas
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Not to be taken internally
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- They knew what our pain would be.
- That Would Be Enough
- you won't be more gone than you are now
- I've got more than enough to eat at home
- Left more than scars
- Nursing home abuse
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Empty Desires Left to be Filled
- not to be taken away
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- rather be in Philadelphia
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- Just be home in time for supper
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- No threat should be taken lightly
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- No place I'd rather be
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Home I'll never be
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Where would America be without Canada?
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- nursing home
- life is supposed to be walking back home alone
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- More to be pitied than scolded
- The best kind of bartender
- Home surgery
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- When I left home
- play dumb
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- The Man Who Would Be King
- That would be me
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- Mind without body
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Be something... be anything other than this
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- A whimper would be fine
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Just to see what it would be like
- Rebeca Martinez
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- What can be better than that?
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- it would be hilarious if only
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- If you would be seated
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If you would be so kind
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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